Why Vote 4 Us

WHY VOTE 4 US – A Few Reasons

by Eido Boru, a Brisbane Bard

 

 

We don't want your taxes

To increase by 500%

We'll get rid of the Pollies

That are proven bent

We're not gonna dig

A large hole

All the way to China

To export our coal

At no cost to our miners.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US

 

We won't sell our trains

For whatever we can get

And the electricity mains

For a few dollars and cents.

Won't close down

All the hospitals

Or shut down

All the schools

We care if you get sick

Or grow up an ignorant fool.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US

 

We wanna leave

It up to you

When you say

“Yes I do”

To the lovely

Fabulous Ms Eve

Or to a broken nose

Footballer Mr Steve.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US.

 

Enjoy a pic

And a coffee

At the Queensland Art Gallery

Look out the window

Is that a Aussie Banksy

Let's keep our talent

Creating at home

No more buggering off

To New York, London, Paris or Rome.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US

 

We would certainly abhor

To declare a bloody war

On some distant nation

Instead let's hasten

To give gracious grants

For the ballet to prance

And another Mad Max

“The Road to Hell”

Plus an Oscar winning

Ingenious musical.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US

 

If we get

The balance of power

Then up in the Senate's

Ivory Tower

All Pollies will

Have to sing in tune

Instead of acting like

Embarrassing buffoons.

 

IT'S A MUST

VOTE 4 US.

 


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